Mulan

Mulan quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 400)

Emperor
Fa Zhou
Ling
Matchmaker
Mushu
Shang


(to Crickey) A loser! How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard! Then who's the loser?


(to Mulan) Dra-agon! Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. (does that 'tongue thing')

(to Mulan) Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!

...And all because Miss Man decided to take her little drag show on the road!

Chi Fu: Order! People, order!
Soldier #1: I'd like a pan-fried noodle!
Chien Po: Ooh, ooh. Sweet and pungent shrimp.
Soldier #2: Moo goo gai pan!
Chi Fu: That's not funny.
Ling: Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Why, hello, Ping. Are ya hungry?
Yao: Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.

Chi Fu: So it's true! I knew there was something wrong with you! A woman! Treacherous snake!
Mulan: My name is Mulan. I did it to save my father.
Chi Fu: High treason!
Mulan: I didn't mean for it to go this far.
Chi Fu: Ultimate dishonor!

Chien Po: Now, Yao, chant with me. (starts chanting in Chinese)
Yao: Hamurabi gahmee tofu...meh. Aah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.
Mushu: (as Mulan starts to walk away) "Chicken boy"?! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!
Yao: (grabs Mulan; Mulan ducks, causing Yao to accidentally punch Ling three times) Oh! Sorry, Ling.

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful flower of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't find a girl like that every dynasty!

Fa Li: [looks at Mulan's wrist] Mulan, what's this?
Mulan: [snatches wrist away] Um... notes, in case I forget something.

Fa Li: You must go after her; she could be killed!
Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be.

Female Ancestor #1: I knew it! I knew it! That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start!
Male Ancestor #1: Don't look at me, She gets it from your side of the family.
Female Ancestor #2: She's just trying to help her father!
Male Ancestor #2: [holding a counter in his hand] But if she's discovered, Fa Zhou will be forever shamed! Dishonour will come to the family! Traditional values will disintegrate!
Male Ancestor #3: Not to mention they'll lose the farm.
Female Ancestor #1: My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists!
Male Ancestor #1: Well, we can't all be acupuncturists.
Female Ancestor #3: No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!

Grandmother: Great, she brought home a sword. If you ask me, she should have brought home a man.
Shang: [walks in] Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?
Grandmother: [aside] Ooh, sign me up for the next war!

Great Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon, have you awoken yet?
Mushu: (holding the stone head) I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good morning! I will go and fetch Mulan! Did-did I mention I was the Great Stone Dragon?

Great Ancestor: We must send the most powerful of them all.
Mushu: OK, OK, I get the gist, I'll go.

Great Ancestor: You had your chance to protect the Fa family.
Female Ancestor: Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster.
Fa Deng (holding his severed head): Yeah, thanks a lot.
Mushu: And your point is?
Great Ancestor: The point is, we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.
Mushu: Wha-What! I am a real dragon!
Great Ancestor: You are not worthy of this spot! Now awaken the Great Stone Dragon!