(After setting fake bust on fire and putting it out)
Looks at me, my first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.
Mrs. Doubtfire
Robin Williams · 13 quotes
Daniel
Robin Williams · 8 quotes
Frank
Harvey Fierstein · 3 quotes
Miranda
Sally Field · 3 quotes
Mrs. Doubtfire quotes
Page 1 of 2(Is walking across the street, then almost gets mugged. Hits mugger in the face.) (As Daniel)
Back off, asshole! BEAT IT!
(As Mrs. Doubtfire.)
Broke my bag, the bastard.
You know they often say a man with a car like thats trying the compensate for smaller genitals sissy, but not in your case, cause i see that you're a strapping aren't ya.
Could you make me a woman?
Honey, I'm so happy!
He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
How awful, he was an alcoholic?
No, he was hit by a Guinness truck, so it was quite literally the drink that killed him
Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
It was a run-by fruiting!
I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.
Ohh thank you, dear. Yes, touch me again and I'll drown you ya bastard!
Look, Natty. That's called liposuction.
She's got a power tool in the bedroom (Stuart spits out his drink back in the glass). She Could break a sidewalk to that thing. Surprised she hasn't chipped her teeth.
(Drops false teeth in drink, Stuart doubletakes and pulls a strange face)
. Oh (pretends to talk with no teeth)
Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums.
Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day, and look at it and say "this is not my life"?
911! 911! Police! Authorities! ASPCA! ASAP! Murder! Betrayal! Kidnap! No. BIRDNAP!!