Jack Butler quotes

View Quote Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?

View Quote Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.

View Quote Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.

View Quote [Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

View Quote Kenny, don't paint your sister!

View Quote [to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!