Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 946)

Jane Smith
John Smith
John and Jane Smith

To dodging bullets.

You looked like Christmas morning.

Web of lies!

We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

[after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!

We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.

[after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

[hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.

[hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.

[after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?

We re-did the house.

[after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.

[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible. ~Jasmine