Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote ****ers get younger every year. [After beating up an agent who attempts to stop them from taking the mini van.]

View Quote Does that include weekends? [when asked how many times they have sex]

View Quote [after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?

View Quote We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

View Quote You looked like Christmas morning.

View Quote We re-did the house.

View Quote [after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!

View Quote [after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.

View Quote What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible. ~Jasmine

View Quote We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.

View Quote [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.

View Quote Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

View Quote [after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

View Quote [after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

View Quote [hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.