Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 946)

Jane Smith
John Smith
John and Jane Smith

Web of lies!

To dodging bullets.

We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

You looked like Christmas morning.

[after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?

[after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!

[hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.

[after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.

[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

We re-did the house.

[hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.

[after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible. ~Jasmine