The Narcoleptic Argentinian quotes

The hills are alive with the sound of music! I love it!

Aw! The boy has talent (Touches Christian's crotch). Nothing funny (Takes hand off, and laughs nervously), I just like talent.

Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends BAD!

We have a dance in the brothels of Buenos Aires. It tells the story of a prostitute and a man who falls in love with her. First, there is desire. Then passion...! Then, suspicion. Jealousy! Anger! Betrayal! When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. Without trust, there is no love. Jealousy! Yes, jealousy...will drive you, mad!!!

All right! No problems! Go back to work!

The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies! (falls back asleep)

I love sex.

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