Frank: You're back from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key...
Agent J: Frank, get your head in the car before before I roll it up in there.
Frank: [Sits further away from the window] Got it! [Starts humming "I Will Survive" melody again, looking anxiously out the window]
Agent J: FRANK!!

Agent K: You didn't see a room full of weapons or four alien nightcrawlers. You will love and cherish each other for the rest of your lives.
Agent J: Which could be the next 27, 28 minutes, so get to the loving and cherishing. Oh, and she can stay up late as she wants and can have cookies, candy, and cakes and stuff.

Agent J: Didn't your mother give you a Gameboy!!??
Agent K: WHAT IS A GAMEBOY!!!!?

Agent K: When you get sad it always seems to rain.
Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains!
Agent K: It rains because you're sad baby.

Agent J: So Laura is Princess Laurana's daughter. [turns to K] Did y'all...?
Agent K: MIB's a mess let's go.