A scene from Meet the Parents 2000
Jack

You must've had vegetables fresher than that, growing up on a farm, Greg.

Pam

Dad, uh, Greg grew up in Detroit.

Jack

He told me he grew up on a farm.

Dina

Do they have many farms in Detroit?

Greg

No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this. I didn't actually grow up... on a farm per se. The house we grew up in was originally erected...in the early Dutch farm, colonial style. So that, plus we had a lot of pets--

Jack

Which one did you milk then?

Pam

Dad!

Jack

Honey, he said he pumped milk. What have you ever milked?

Greg

A cat.

Pam

A cat?

Greg

I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?

Jack

Sure.

Greg

My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the-- to the-- to the-- to the-- to the teat.

Jack

Teat?

Pam

Dad.

Greg

What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him.

Dina

I had-- I had no idea you could milk a cat.

Greg

Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.

Jack

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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