Jack Byrnes quotes

Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.

All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 13 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

Jesus, Focker. It's just a game.

[After Greg claims he milked a cat and could milk anything with nipples] I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[About Mr. Jinx, the cat] You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?

[During the cellar interrogation scene] Have you ever watched...pornographic...videos?

[about the lost Jinx] We're supposed to let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?

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