Meet Joe Black quotes

View Quote William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman!
Joe Black: Are you threatening me?
William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.

View Quote Sure, I want to make a profit. You can't exist without one. But John Bontecou is all profit. Now if we give him license to absorb Parrish Communications, and he has his eye on a few others after us, in order to reach the world you will have to go through John Bontecou. And not only will you have to pay him to do this, far more important, you'll have to agree with him. Reporting the news is a privilege and a responsibility, and it is not exploitable. Parrish Communications has earned this privilege. John Bontecou wants to buy it. As your Chairman, I urge you to agree this company is not for sale

View Quote Susan Parrish: What will we do now?
Joe Black: It will come to us.

View Quote Allison: I should have my head examined again.

View Quote Susan Parrish: Tell me you love me now.
Joe Black: I love you now. I love you always.

View Quote William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

View Quote William Parrish: You know about money, don't you?
Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?

View Quote Thank you, Drew. Yeah. I did enjoy -- or rather I was interested in meeting John Bontecou, yesterday. And -- impressive, I suppose. But... But, it did get me to thinking. See, I started in this business because this is what I wanted to do. I knew I wasn't going to write the great American novel, but I also knew there was more to life than buying something for a dollar and selling it for two. I'd hoped to create something, something which could be held to the highest standards. And what I realized was I wanted to give the news to the world, and I wanted to give it unvarnished. The more we all know about each other, the greater the chance we will survive.

View Quote Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy.

View Quote You got enough nice pictures?

View Quote Do you have any peanut butter?

View Quote I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.

View Quote You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit.

View Quote Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

View Quote Thank you for loving me.