Nurse: Mrs Moore's contractions are more frequent, Doctor.
Obstetrician: Good. Take her into the Foetus Frightening Room.
Obstetrician: That's the machine that goes "PING!".
[The machine pings.]
Obstetrician: You see? That means your baby is still alive!
Obstetrician: Show the baby to the mother. [shakes the infant roughly at the mother] That's enough.
[After the doctors quickly drop the baby into an incubator, the mother looks up.]
Mother: A boy or a girl?
Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
Administrator: Very impressive. What are you doing this morning?
First Doctor: It's a birth.
Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
Second Doctor: Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
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