Nurse
Mrs Moore's contractions are more frequent, Doctor.
Obstetrician
Good. Take her into the Foetus Frightening Room.
Obstetrician
That's the machine that goes "PING!".
Obstetrician
[The machine pings.]
You see? That means your baby is still alive!
Obstetrician
Show the baby to the mother. [shakes the infant roughly at the mother] That's enough.
Mother
[After the doctors quickly drop the baby into an incubator, the mother looks up.]
A boy or a girl?
Obstetrician
Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
Administrator
Very impressive. What are you doing this morning?
First Doctor
It's a birth.
Administrator
And what sort of thing is that?
Second Doctor
Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Administrator
Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
