Mean Machine

Mean Machine quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 1073)

Danny Meehan
Doc
Massive
Mr Burton


Bob Carter: And once again, Monk's played it to Trojan, who's again switched to the left.
Bob Likely: He must be ambidextrous, Bob.
Bob Carter: I don't know about that, Bob. But he certainly can use both feet.


Billy the Limpet: I loved your work, man.
Danny Meehan: Sorry?
Billy the Limpet: I never believed any of the talk. I can't believe it. Here you are. :[takes off his sweater and shows his England jersey with "Meehan" at the back]
Danny Meehan: Cheers.[keeps his distance]
Billy the Limpet: Then you can teach me. Will you teach me, yeah?
Danny Meehan: Teach you what? :[obviously distracted]
Billy the Limpet: All that you know, all them soccer skills. All that. :[shows off his bad football moves]
Danny Meehan: Sorry, mate. Do what?
Billy the Limpet: You know, like the pro's, all that caper. Yeah?
Danny Meehan: I gotta go, but we'll stick a pin in it, all right?[walks away]
Billy the Limpet: Yeah, lovely. We'll stick a pin in it. Lovely.
Doc: Fan club.
Danny Meehan: Bloody stalker.

Bob Likely: Absa****inglutely, Bob!

Bob Likely: Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.
Bob Carter: I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor...
[Both muffle the microphones with their hands]
Both:[Whispering] Wanker
Bob Carter: ...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.

Nitro: Hello Danny boy.
Danny Meehan: Nitro.
Nitro: I've been wondering, you need a manager. You know..the tactics and all that. Well, I am the business.
Danny Meehan: Massive's manager.
Nitro: Yeah, I know, but I'm better than him because I had trials, didn't I.
Massive: We all had trials,mate. That's why we're here.

Danny Meehan: Hello Mr Monk. Can you play football?
Monk: Aye.
Danny Meehan: Good. Would you like to play with us?
Monk: Nah.
Danny Meehan: We're playing the guards.
Monk:[pause]Aye, then I'm with you.
Chiv: Sound.

Danny Meehan: Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners... numbers... that's fine. But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes... just to have one crack at those bastards next door!
Danny Meehan: Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere. :[points towards heart]
Danny Meehan: They can never touch, no parole boards, judges or nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question... ARE YOU READY?
[team replies light-heartedly]
Danny Meehan: ...YEAH, ARE WE?
[team replies whole heartedly]
Danny Meehan:...YEAH! THEN, COME ON!

Danny Meehan: I'll tell you something. I didn't start off out as a youngster looking to sell my country out.
Massive: None of us planned to be here, mate.
Chiv: But you're forgetting something. You were a hero in Scotland.

Doc: Where's your manners Danny what would your old mum say?
Danny Meehan: [smiles] **** me.
Doc: Wish I'd met her.

Mr Burton: Looking forward to a thrashing?
Danny Meehan: If it means getting out of here early, I'll take another beating from you or anyone.
Mr Burton: Who said anything about beating? I'm talking about the match.
Danny Meehan: Come on! I've seen your lot in action.

Danny Meehan: OK fellas, now, the key to set pieces is concentration, calculation, teamwork. With corners it's about movement, drawing defenders out of position. When it comes to defending,it's about tackling, finesse, calculation. Remember these simple rules, and we're in with a chance. Any questions?
[All look worn-out]
Doc: Lovely story.
Danny Meehan: Yeah

Danny Meehan: Okay, positions. I play centre midfield. Let's have all midfield players behind me, defenders to me left, strikers to me right. Come on, lads, come on.
[All go to his right]
Danny Meehan:[pause] Terrific, let's move on.

Governor: What do you think of amateur football?
Danny Meehan: It's amateur.

Massive:[Introducting himself] Massive is your man!
Danny Meehan: Massive?
Massive: It's ironic!

Mr Ratchett: Got you an apprentice. He used to be a sweeper.
Doc: Comedian.