Christine Jesperson: [seeing his bandage] Whoa, what happened?
Richard Swersey: You want the short version or the long one?
Christine Jesperson: The long one.
Richard Swersey: I tried to save my life but it didn't work.
Christine Jesperson: Wow. What's the short one?
Richard Swersey: I burned it.
Richard Swersey: You want the short version or the long one?
Christine Jesperson: The long one.
Richard Swersey: I tried to save my life but it didn't work.
Christine Jesperson: Wow. What's the short one?
Richard Swersey: I burned it.
Christine Jesperson : [seeing his bandage] Whoa, what happened?
Richard Swersey : You want the short version or the long one?
Christine Jesperson : The long one.
Richard Swersey : I tried to save my life but it didn't work.
Christine Jesperson : Wow. What's the short one?
Richard Swersey : I burned it.
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