Merovingian Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
Played by Lambert Wilson 
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) · 76 quotes
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) · 76 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Matrix Reloaded (2003): in 13 of its 76 quotes
A line from MerovingianChâteau Haut-Brion 1959, magnificent wine, I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'encul? de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it.
More lines from Merovingian
10 quotes Merovingian Merovingian Mark my words boy, and mark them well, I have survived your predecessors, and I will survive you!
Merovingian Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?
Merovingian Cause and effect. I drank too much wine. Now I must take a piss.
Merovingian The Keymaker is mine, and I see no reason why I should give him up. No reason at all.
Merovingian [mockingly]
Handle us. You'll handle us. You know, your predecessors had much more respect.
Merovingian Lipstick? There is no lipstick...
Merovingian Oh! My God! My God, Persephone, how could you? You betrayed me. How did you... Putain de bordel de saloperie de couille de merde.
Merovingian [Neo has defeated all of his difficult-to-terminate henchmen]
Goddamn it woman, you will be the end of me.
Merovingian [Neo has just blocked every bullet that his henchmen fired]
Okay, so you do have some skills.
Scenes with Merovingian
2 scenes
I'll handle them.
Merovingian Handle us! You'll handle us! You know, your predecessors had much more respect!
Merovingian [The Merovingian's men open fire on Neo, who stops all the bullets in mid-air without any apparent effort]
Okay, you have some skill. Kill 'im.
Merovingian Oh God, my God, Persephone how could you do this, you betrayed me, how did you... Putain de bordel de saloperie de couille de merde [all with French accent]!
Cause and effect, my love.
Merovingian Cause? There is no cause for this, what cause?
What cause? How about the lipstick you're still wearing?
Merovingian Lipstick? Lipstick? [Wipes at his face sarcastically] What craziness you are talking about woman, there is no lipstick!
...She wasn't kissing your face, my love.
Merovingian ...Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai, woman, this is nothing, c'est rien, c'est rien du tout. It's a game, it is only a game.
So is this! Have fun.
