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Captain Felix Maxwell: Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy?
Jonathan Switcher: I'm helping Hollywood with the window.
Captain Felix Maxwell: Oh, the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people from come from?
Jonathan Switcher: Ohio.
Captain Felix Maxwell: Ohio? You mean they got 'em in Ohio?
Jonathan Switcher: I'm helping Hollywood with the window.
Captain Felix Maxwell: Oh, the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people from come from?
Jonathan Switcher: Ohio.
Captain Felix Maxwell: Ohio? You mean they got 'em in Ohio?
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Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood, I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me. They really do.
Hollywood Montrose: Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.
Hollywood Montrose: Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.
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Hollywood Montrose: An artist never leaves his work unfinished.
Jonathan Switcher: It looks fine to me.
Hollywood Montrose: In that case, I'm a dream that once was.
Jonathan Switcher: It looks fine to me.
Hollywood Montrose: In that case, I'm a dream that once was.
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Roxie Shield: You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story.
Jonathan Switcher: I'm not lying. I'm insane.
Jonathan Switcher: I'm not lying. I'm insane.
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Jonathan Switcher: [coming out of the elevator] Easy, Felix! I don't think she's armed!
Captain Felix Maxwell: You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than a club!
Captain Felix Maxwell: You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than a club!
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Jonathan Switcher: Just when I think you're real, you vanish. What's with you? What's with me?
Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Didn't I tell you? You're the only one who can see me like this.
Jonathan Switcher: It's not exactly fair, is it?
Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Talk to them.
Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Didn't I tell you? You're the only one who can see me like this.
Jonathan Switcher: It's not exactly fair, is it?
Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Talk to them.
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Mrs. Thomas: Who's crying?
Lupe: It's either our new vice president, the fairy... or the dummy!
Lupe: It's either our new vice president, the fairy... or the dummy!
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Armand: Roxie! Roxie, Roxie. You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? Huh? By having a night of distasteful sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Roxie Shield: Fine, let's go to your place
Armand: Really?
Roxie Shield: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand: Armand is the wind!
Roxie Shield: Fine, let's go to your place
Armand: Really?
Roxie Shield: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand: Armand is the wind!
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Captain Felix Maxwell: Mr. Richards, you'd better put some camouflage on, sir.
Mr. Richards: I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you.
Mr. Richards: I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you.
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Role
Andrew McCarthy
Jonathan Switcher
Kim Cattrall
Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Estelle Getty
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin
James Spader
Mr. Richards
G. W. Bailey
Captain Felix Maxwell
Meshach Taylor
Hollywood Montrose
Carole Davis
Roxie Shield
Steve Vinovich
B. J. Wert
Christopher Maher
Armand