Major League quotes

53 total quotes

Harry Doyle
Jake Taylor
Lou Brown
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Willie Mays Hayes

View Quote I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.

View Quote Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.

View Quote Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.

View Quote Lou: I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.
Charlie Donovan: I forgot about Dorn, cause he's only high priced.
Pepper: [Vaughn pulls up on a motorcycle] Take a look at this ****in' guy.
Lou: It's my kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team.

View Quote Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

View Quote Come on Jake. It's only your life.

View Quote Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!

View Quote We should've got the live chicken.

View Quote Willie: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick: California Penal...
Willie: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick: Stole a car.

View Quote Hayes is picked off! Personally I think we got hosed on that call

View Quote Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display.

View Quote The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

View Quote Roger: [after Rick tackled him, and the two have been separated] Don't **** with me, Vaughn!
Rick: Yeah? [shouting] **** you!
Roger: What's the matter, rookie ****-Wad? Can't you take a little joke?
Rick: Real ****ing funny, asshole.
Lou: All right, [shouting] All right. Knock that shit off.
Roger: Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I'm not about to take his shit.
Lou: Shut up, Dorn.

View Quote Rick: I got news for you Mr. Brown, you haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry you cut me. I'm gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I'm gonna stick it up you're ****in' ass! [throws baseball against locker]
Lou: Good! I like that kind of spirit in a player. The only problem is I didn't cut you.
Rick: What?
Lou: I think someone's been having some fun with you.

View Quote [Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.