Major League quotes

View Quote We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.

View Quote We should've got the live chicken.

View Quote Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!

View Quote Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.

View Quote [Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

View Quote [Introducing himself] Willie Mays Hayes. I play like Mays, and I run like Hayes.

View Quote [sliding into home plate in a tux] The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it.

View Quote [to Rexman] Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You should be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.