Lucas quotes

20 total quotes (ID: 364)


Maggie: You know how wonderful you are?
Lucas: Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?

Coach: Hear me good, you pissant! Because I'm only going to tell you one more time.
Lucas: Don't you call me that! Don't you call me a pissant you dumb ****ing jock!
Coach: What'd you say?
Lucas: You heard me, pencil-brain! I mean, who are we kidding here, who is the pissant? The second-rate coach of a third rate team or me?

Lucas: This equipment doesn't fit.
Coach: No, it's you that don't fit.

Coach: Bly, in!
Lucas: What position?
Coach: Prone!

Maggie: You are never playing football again.
Luca: Okay.
Maggie: You.
Lucas: Magpie.
Maggie: Locust.