Lost in Translation quotes

View Quote I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking dumb pictures of your feet.

View Quote Premium Fantasy woman: Mr. Kazu sent me- premium fantasy. My stockings. Rip them. Rip my stockings. Yes, please, rip them.
Bob: What?
Premium Fantasy woman: Rip them. HEY! Rip my stocking!
Bob: Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What?

View Quote Lydia Harris: [over the phone] Is this a bad time?
Bob: [pauses] No, it's always a good time.
Lydia Harris: The burgundy carpet is out of stock. It's going to take twelve weeks. Did you like any of the other colors?
Bob: Whatever you like. I'm just completely lost.
Lydia Harris: It's just carpet.
Bob: That's not what I'm talking about.
Lydia Harris: What are you talking about?
Bob: I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier - I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food.
Lydia Harris: [icily] Well, why don't you just stay there and you can have it every day?
Bob: How are the kids doing?
Lydia Harris: They're fine. They miss their father. [pause] Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Bob: Only if you want to.

View Quote Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun.

View Quote You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?

View Quote For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

View Quote Stills Photographer: You know double-O-7?
Bob: He drinks martinis, but all right.

View Quote You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"

View Quote Stills Photographer: Are you drinking, no?
Bob: Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done.

View Quote Aren't you gonna say, "Have a good fright?"

View Quote Which one's burgundy?

View Quote I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.

View Quote Enjoy my jacket, which you stole.