Lord of War

Lord of War quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 357)

Agent Valentine
Simeon Weisz
Yuri Orlov

Say what you like about warlords and dictators; they always pay their bills on time.

The problem with gun runners going to war, is that there is no shortage of ammunition.

Interpol Agent Jack Valentine couldn't be bought. At least, not with money. For Jack, glory was the prize.

The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid, preferably in advance, preferably to an offshore account.

The first and most important rule of gun-running is, never get shot with your own merchandise.

[To one of Agent Valentine's colleagues] Ahh...the new MP5. Would you like a silencer for that?

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there.

Where there's a will, there's a weapon.

[russian general, surverying line of tanks] For you, buy six, get one free!.