Lord of War

Lord of War quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 357)

Agent Valentine
Simeon Weisz
Yuri Orlov

Monrovian Hotel Clerk (watching the OJ Simpson trial): When I get to America, I will not live in Brentwood.

African Girl: Mr. White Man, will my arm grow back?

[russian general, surverying line of tanks] For you, buy six, get one free!.

Yuri: But in the Iran-Iraq War, you sold guns to both sides.
Simeon Weisz: Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?

Yuri [after Baptiste told him that he had been referred to as a "Lord of War"] : It's not Lord of War, it's "Warlord".
Baptiste: Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

Prostitute (seducing Yuri): How can we make you happy?
Yuri: By leaving.

Anatoly Orlov: Is this how you want to be remembered?
Yuri Orlov: I don't want to be remembered at all. That means I'm dead.

Yuri Orlov: Enjoy it.
Jack Valentine: What?
Yuri Orlov: This. Tell me I'm everything you despise. That I'm the personification of evil. That I'm what- responsible for the breakdown of the fabric of society and world order. I'm a one-man genocide. Say everything you want to say to me now. Because you don't have long.

Customs Officer: We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Yuri Orlov: [morosely] Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.