The Long Kiss Goodnight quotes

26 total quotes

Mitch Henessey
Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore

View Quote Charly Baltimore: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Mitch Henessey: I took lessons!

View Quote Mitch Henessey: So, you cold?
Charly Baltimore: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch Henessey: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise -- distracts from the cold.

View Quote I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

View Quote Naw, I sock 'em in the mouth and yell, "Pop goes the weasel." Who the **** are you?

View Quote [to a drunken friend] Earl, do me a favor? … Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".

View Quote [to Timothy] It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

View Quote [later, watching Timothy plummet to his death] Die screaming, mother****er!

View Quote You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom of it.

View Quote Do not make an assumption, cause when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you; and umption!

View Quote Chefs do that.

View Quote I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.