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The Long Kiss Goodnight

The Long Kiss Goodnight quotes

26 total quotes

Mitch Henessey
Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore


Charly Baltimore: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Mitch Henessey: I took lessons!


What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?

Naw, I sock 'em in the mouth and yell, "Pop goes the weasel." Who the **** are you?

[to a drunken friend] Earl, do me a favor? … Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".

I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

Do not make an assumption, cause when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you; and umption!

[later, watching Timothy plummet to his death] Die screaming, mother****er!

You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom of it.

[to Timothy] It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

Chefs do that.