The Long Kiss Goodnight

The Long Kiss Goodnight quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 1070)

Mitch Henessey
Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore


What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?


Charly Baltimore: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Mitch Henessey: I took lessons!

Naw, I sock 'em in the mouth and yell, "Pop goes the weasel." Who the **** are you?

Do not make an assumption, cause when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you; and umption!

[to a drunken friend] Earl, do me a favor? … Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".

I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

[to Timothy] It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

[later, watching Timothy plummet to his death] Die screaming, mother****er!

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom of it.

Chefs do that.