Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes
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Rory Breaker
Soap
Tom
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Soap: What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
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Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.
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Barry the Baptist: ****ing northern monkeys!
Gary: I hate these ****ing southern fairies!
Gary: I hate these ****ing southern fairies!
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Is this some white ****s' joke that black ****s don't get? 'Cause I'm not ****ing laughing Nicholas (comically pronounced Nee-Cole-Us).
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Gary: So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary: I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it? Like one of them James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.
Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary: I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it? Like one of them James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.
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When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
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Big Chris: It's been emotional.
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Hello boy, feeling a bit poorly? I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. Otherwise I will take a finger of each of you and your friends' hands for everyday that passes without payment. And then when you run out of digits, your dad's bar and who knows what then. All right, my son?
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If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those shooters. Quick!
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The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate you're mistaken.
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Winston: Alarm bells are ringing Willy.
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We're gonna do a proper decoration job. I want the grey skies of London illuminated. I want that house painted red.
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It's a deal, it's a steal, it's a sale of the ****ing century! In fact, **** it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.