Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes
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Rory Breaker
Soap
Tom
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Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
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Soap, stop being such a mincer.
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The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate you're mistaken.
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There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
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They're lacking in a criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at.
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We're gonna do a proper decoration job. I want the grey skies of London illuminated. I want that house painted red.
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What do you want a medal? I'll shoot you in the ****ing throat if I don't get my ganja back!
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When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
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You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.