Live Free or Die Hard

Live Free or Die Hard quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 351)

John McClane
Multiple Characters
The Warlock
Thomas Gabriel


[Farrell has a bullet wound in his leg after being shot]
John McClane: Hey, chicks dig scars.
[Farrell looks at McClane's daughter, Lucy]
John McClane: Not that one.


I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"

Just another day in paradise.

[Rand is jumping between walls in the cooling column] Damn hamster!

Thomas Gabriel's the guy who shut down NORAD with a laptop just to prove a point, and you think I'm scared of you?

That's gonna wake the neighbours.

Command center? [laughs] It's a basement!

Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?

Thing like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me?

Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er [partially cut in theatrical version]

Hold still, spider-boy!

I'm going to go get my daughter and kill this guy.

Oh, this is a bad ****in' idea.

[to McClane] You have no idea who I am, or what am I capable of.

Yeah I just saw it. I did it.