Live Free or Die Hard

Live Free or Die Hard quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 351)

John McClane
Multiple Characters
The Warlock
Thomas Gabriel

[Farrell has a bullet wound in his leg after being shot]
John McClane: Hey, chicks dig scars.
[Farrell looks at McClane's daughter, Lucy]
John McClane: Not that one.

I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"

Just another day in paradise.

Thomas Gabriel's the guy who shut down NORAD with a laptop just to prove a point, and you think I'm scared of you?

Command center? [laughs] It's a basement!

[Rand is jumping between walls in the cooling column] Damn hamster!

That's gonna wake the neighbours.

Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?

Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er [partially cut in theatrical version]

I'm going to go get my daughter and kill this guy.

[mocking his boss] "Can't be a uniform John!" [to bystander] Get over to a wall sir!, [continues mocking] "Feds called in a favor! All you got to do is go pick up a kid (groans) in Jersey and drive him down to D.C." How hard can that be, Huh? Can't be that hard, No, can it? No, gotta be a senior detective!

Hold still, spider-boy!

Yeah I just saw it. I did it.

[to McClane] What's the matter - cat got your tongue?

Oh, this is a bad ****in' idea.