Live Free or Die Hard

Live Free or Die Hard quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 351)

John McClane
Multiple Characters
The Warlock
Thomas Gabriel


Command center? [laughs] It's a basement!


Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. Pat on the back, blah blah blah. 'That a boy.' You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. [I do this] because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so [I'm] doing it. That's what makes you that guy."

Hold still, spider-boy!

I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"

I'm going to go get my daughter and kill this guy.

Just another day in paradise.

Oh, this is a bad ****in' idea.

That's gonna wake the neighbours.

Thing like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me?

Thomas Gabriel's the guy who shut down NORAD with a laptop just to prove a point, and you think I'm scared of you?

Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?

Yeah I just saw it. I did it.

Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er [partially cut in theatrical version]

[after discovering that the Warlock was hacking into his network] Fat bastard.

[choking Mai with chains] There, that's not too tight is it?