The Little Rascals quotes
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Buckwheat: We're goin’ to the race. We're going to win first place, and you have an ugly face!
[Buckwheat points at Porky; Porky giggles happily]
[Buckwheat points at Porky; Porky giggles happily]
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Alfalfa: [Discovers the list of things to do that Spanky and his friends wrote] Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky! It's his fault Darla hates me!
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A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
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Stymie: [to Spanky]: You only make a once in a lifetime buddy. Once in a lifetime.
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Spanky: Hey, everybody. Uh-Huh’s learned a new word!
Uh-huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
[Petey barks]
Everyone: Oh tay!! (cheering)
Spanky: Well, I guess things just have to change sometimes.
Uh-huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
[Petey barks]
Everyone: Oh tay!! (cheering)
Spanky: Well, I guess things just have to change sometimes.
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Spanky: Hey!
Froggy: Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
Spanky: That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
(the other Rascals agree) Alfalfa: Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
Spanky: All 'my fault?!
Froggy: You torched the clubhouse.
Spanky: And it's all my fault? Say, you're supposed to be guardin’ the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa: Re-lax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! (runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there) It was right here.
Spanky: Well, where is it?
Stymie: Boy, you're messin’ up left and right.
Spanky: That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of! Rascal 1: Me, too! Alfalfa: Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball! Spanky: (gasps) Alfalfa: If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph! (storms off) Rascal 2: Good! Rascal 3: What a wimp! Rascal 4: Yeah! (a bubble comes out of Alfalfa's butt, causing the Rascals to laugh)
Froggy: Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
Spanky: That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
(the other Rascals agree) Alfalfa: Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
Spanky: All 'my fault?!
Froggy: You torched the clubhouse.
Spanky: And it's all my fault? Say, you're supposed to be guardin’ the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa: Re-lax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! (runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there) It was right here.
Spanky: Well, where is it?
Stymie: Boy, you're messin’ up left and right.
Spanky: That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of! Rascal 1: Me, too! Alfalfa: Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball! Spanky: (gasps) Alfalfa: If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph! (storms off) Rascal 2: Good! Rascal 3: What a wimp! Rascal 4: Yeah! (a bubble comes out of Alfalfa's butt, causing the Rascals to laugh)
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(at Spanky's house)
Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Mr. McFarland: I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
(at Alfalfa's house) Mr. Switzer: I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
Spanky: Darn!
(at Spanky's house) Alfalfa: Darn!
Mr. McFarland: I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
(at Alfalfa's house) Mr. Switzer: I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
Spanky: Darn!
(at Spanky's house) Alfalfa: Darn!
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Alfalfa: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts.