Little Nicky quotes

37 total quotes

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View Quote Todd: You know, I was in love once but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
John: Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
Todd: No.
Beefy: Busted!

View Quote Nicky: I feel strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.
Todd: Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
John: Easy there, Liberace.

View Quote Todd: Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
John: Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.

View Quote Satan: That's right. You heard me, Holly.
Holly: What?
Satan: I'm still in love with you.

View Quote If your father was the devil, and your mother was an angel, you'd be messed up too.

View Quote Be unafraid. Be very unafraid.

View Quote He's Never Been To Earth, He's never even slept over another dudes house