Lilo & Stitch quotes
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Stitch
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Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.
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This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.
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[After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!
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[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba: Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
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Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: Hhmm 626 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma cannon granted.
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: Hhmm 626 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma cannon granted.
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Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
[Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
Lilo: 'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
[Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
Lilo: 'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.
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Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We're getting off the subject.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We're getting off the subject.
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Lilo: [sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani's pantomiming behind Cobra] I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps… [Nani holds up a fist making a muscle-probably to suggest exercise] - and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic]
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic]
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Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
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Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!
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Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.
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Pleakley: Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
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Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Stitch: *gasp* GAAAHHH! [falls to the ground and begins convulsing and making frantic noises]
Stitch: *gasp* GAAAHHH! [falls to the ground and begins convulsing and making frantic noises]
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Lilo: Are you okay?
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Jumba: Come on what's the big deal? [pulls a rack of plates off the wall to throw at Stitch]
Stitch: Ingatish miska!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again, I'll make you taller... and not so fluffy!
Stitch: Ingatish miska!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again, I'll make you taller... and not so fluffy!