Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch quotes

17 total quotes (ID: 1062)


Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.

[After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!

[Captain Gantu calls him an "idiot scientist"] I prefer to be called "evil genius"!

So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?

[As Stitch hides behind Lilo to avoid getting shot] Using that little girl for a shield! [at Stitch] THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU!!!

[After narrowly missing Pleakley with a thrown weapon] You always get in the way!

(happily, while talking on the phone to Cobra Bubbles.) Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.

[After shaking up a pickle jar stuffed with 'spoon voodoo dolls'] ...My friends need to be punished.

This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [In reference to the drawn picture of Stitch colored in with mostly red]

(on the phone) Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.

[At an animal shelter, while the other animals are hiding from Stitch in the rafters] "Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?

[While holding a blue Volkswagen Beetle protecting himself] Blue punch buggy... No punch-back!

Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch] Does this look infected to you?

Myrtle Edmunds: [After being bitten by Lilo] Does this look infected to you?