Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote [After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!

View Quote Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

View Quote This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.

View Quote [In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.

View Quote Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: Hhmm 626 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma cannon granted.

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
[Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
Lilo: 'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We're getting off the subject.

View Quote Lilo: [sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani's pantomiming behind Cobra] I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps… [Nani holds up a fist making a muscle-probably to suggest exercise] - and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic]

View Quote Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.

View Quote Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!

View Quote Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.

View Quote Pleakley: Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.

View Quote Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Stitch: *gasp* GAAAHHH! [falls to the ground and begins convulsing and making frantic noises]

View Quote Lilo: Are you okay?

View Quote Jumba: Come on what's the big deal? [pulls a rack of plates off the wall to throw at Stitch]
Stitch: Ingatish miska!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again, I'll make you taller... and not so fluffy!