The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes

115 total quotes

Alistair Hennessy
Bill Ubell
Jane Winslett-Richardson

Klaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou

View Quote Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?

View Quote You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?

View Quote I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that.

View Quote I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!

View Quote I still wish I could breathe underwater.

View Quote Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.

View Quote I mean, I know I want him to think of me like a father. But the fact that there's an outside chance that he could really be my actual... biological son... is very difficult for me.

View Quote Jane: I'm going to have to start locking my effing door.
Steve: It was locked, I kicked it in. Why don't you just curse like other people?
Jane: Because I'm trying to get out of the habit before I have my ****ing baby!

View Quote Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

View Quote Do you think this is fake? [points gun at jane]

View Quote Ned: Why didn't you ever try to contact me?
Steve: Because I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.

View Quote Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?

View Quote Steve: Are you sure?
Klaus: Yes, I am.
Steve: I don't understand. Why?
Klaus: What do you mean?... Wait a second. What are we doing? You said cross the line if.
Steve: Cross the line if you're going to quit.
Klaus: Oh... Do it again. I misunderstood.

View Quote Ned: Stevesy, what's happenin'? Are those hijackers?
Steve: Well, we call them pirates out here, Ned. You were supposed to be on watch, by the way.

View Quote Steve: People say that when someone says something like that, it's because they're jealous. But it still hurts. It hurts bad.
Ned: That man was damn rude. He can go straight to hell.