The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes

115 total quotes

Alistair Hennessy
Bill Ubell
Jane Winslett-Richardson

Klaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou

View Quote I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy.

View Quote Psst! There's something in the coat check.

View Quote I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!

View Quote I ought to have stayed in Kentucky where I belong.

View Quote I still wish I could breathe underwater.

View Quote If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.

View Quote I'm gonna fight you, Steve!

View Quote Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...

View Quote Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone. I am still blindfolded. My arms are bound. But a young boy has been kind enough to assist me. There's not much chance I'll get another opportunity to call... so I thought I would ask if— What? No.

View Quote We ****in' stole it, man

View Quote I'm also a human being.

View Quote I need to find a baby for this father.

View Quote Actually, I was sort of terrified about having this baby. And right now I'm not really scared of anything. Maybe it's my hormones.

View Quote Bloody hell. God save that poor little stooge.

View Quote Oh, we were like glory's gate, my darling. We were like that bloody shark of yours. We swam with the, um, uh — Oh, goddamn it. I had it on the plane. What was I gonna say? Ah, well.