Liar Liar quotes

56 total quotes

Fletcher Reede
Max Reede

View Quote Max: [thought voice-over] I wish that for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.
Miranda: [after sex] Ummm, that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.

View Quote Greta: And your ex-wife called, she wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.
Fletcher: Oh, I'm such a shit!

View Quote Judge Stevens: Afternoon, Counselors. Are we ready to begin?
Fletcher: No, sir! We are NOT ready to begin, because my client has not arrived!
[Samantha and children enter]
Samantha: [to children] Hurry up! Move it!
Fletcher: [singing in tune to Mighty Mouse theme] Here she comes to wreck the daaaay!
Judge Stevens: MISTER Reede!
Fletcher: Sorry, Your Honor!

View Quote Audrey, good news, both my legs are broken so they can't take me straight to jail.

View Quote I wish for just one day, dad couldn't tell a lie.

View Quote I'm kicking my ass, d'ya mind?!

View Quote I CAN'T LIE!!!!!

View Quote Fletcher: You brought your kids to your court hearing?
Samantha: Sympathy.
Fletcher: Well, it's working! I feel sorry for them already!

View Quote Max: Is wrestling real?
Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.

View Quote [After being tossed out of the office following sexual encouter] I've had better!?

View Quote [Leaving a lift full of people grimacing] It was me!