Liar Liar

Liar Liar quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 771)

Fletcher Reede
Max Reede

I'm on my knees in a nine hundred dollar suit!

I'm so glad my gift could bring them closer together. My plan to completely phase myself out is almost complete!

It's... THE CLAW!!!

Oh God, how am I going to get out of this? Think...Think [bashes his head on the wall] Oww-ee [he thinks] Oww-ee! [proceeds to beat himself up]

The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.

The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The Goddamn pen is blue!

What is WRONG with me? I'm getting what I deserve. I'm reaping what I sow. I'm...

Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message? [yells] Wake up, sisters! There is nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!

Why don't you go play in the office a minute. Sue someone for everything they've got. Maybe you send a fax to one of your girlfriends!

[Leaving a lift full of people grimacing] It was me!

[To his ex-wife's partner] Jerry? Enjoy my wife? Eh? Ahhh! [nods knowingly]