Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 772)

Martin Riggs
Mr. Joshua
Roger Murtaugh


Perhaps there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?


[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here.

General McAlister, time for you to die.

[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way.

Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will nver know.

[stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?

Roger Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?
Martin Riggs: Oh, for Chriss-...
Roger Murtaugh: Shut up! Yes or no - you wanna die?!
Martin Riggs: Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?!
Roger Murtaugh: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!

Roger Murtaugh: Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you.
Martin Riggs: Oh, I bet that hurt to say.
Roger Murtaugh: [chuckles] You'll never know.

Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! The same Albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker!
Roger Murtaugh: You sure?
Martin Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.

Martin Riggs: You know they're gonna kill her, don't you?
Roger Murtaugh: Yeah.
Martin Riggs: So, if you want her back, you're gonna have to take her away from them.
Roger Murtaugh: I know.
Martin Riggs: You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you gotta do is just not miss.
Roger Murtaugh: I won't miss.
Martin Riggs: We're gonna get bloody on this one, Rog.
Roger Murtaugh: Are you really crazy... or are you as good as you say you are?
Martin Riggs: You're gonna have to trust me.

[Endo shocks Riggs with a device] Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo does]
[Riggs groans as his body shakes violently] Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo hits him again for longer]
Mr. Joshua: Come on! Tell me about the shipment!
Martin Riggs: [yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, tries to reach Joshua] I swear I'm gonna ****ing kill the both of you!
Mr. Joshua: Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what about the shipment?

Culprit: [punches Murtaugh in the mouth] The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.
Roger Murtaugh: Go spit!

Martin Riggs: How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?
Mr. Joshua: Don't mind if I do.
Martin Riggs: [real tough] I want your title.
Mr. Joshua: [smirks] Okay.

Roger Murtaugh: Hey, Riggs!
Martin Riggs: Yo.
Roger Murtaugh: If you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you're crazy.
Martin Riggs: Well, I got news for you, Rog... I'm not crazy.
Roger Murtaugh: I know.
Martin Riggs: Well, good. Let's eat.

Martin Riggs: Hey, you know what?
Roger Murtaugh: What?
Martin Riggs: Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
Roger Murtaugh: If you touch her, I'll kill you.
Martin Riggs: Ha! You'll try.