Legally Blonde quotes
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Vivian: You know, I'm still shocked that you didn't give Callahan the alibi.
Elle: It wasn't my alibi to tell.
Vivian: I know, I thought that was very... classy of you.
Elle: It wasn't my alibi to tell.
Vivian: I know, I thought that was very... classy of you.
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Elle: So, if you don't know an answer, they're just gonna kick you out?
Emmett: So, you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you, too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once.... not in class — I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah, she'll kick you right in the balls.... or wherever.
Emmett: So, you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you, too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once.... not in class — I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah, she'll kick you right in the balls.... or wherever.
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Serena: Oh, my God, there she is! Elle!
Margot: Elle, we came to see your trial!
Serena: Oh, look! How cute! There's, like, a judge and everything.... and jury people.
Margot: Vote for Elle!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat!
Margot: Elle, we came to see your trial!
Serena: Oh, look! How cute! There's, like, a judge and everything.... and jury people.
Margot: Vote for Elle!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat!
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Warner Huntington III: Pooh Bear, just get in the car.
Elle: No. [starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: [defeated] Okay. [gets in car]
Elle: No. [starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: [defeated] Okay. [gets in car]
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[Emmett and Vivian are visiting Brooke in jail. When Vivian makes a rude comment about Elle and Callahan, Emmett is displeased with her unprofessional behavior, as he knew the whole truth about Callahan's advances on Elle.]
Emmett: (to Vivian) You have no idea what you're talking about.
Brooke: What's going on?
Emmett: Elle quit. Callahan hit on her so she quit.
Brooke: Oh, my god. S****bag.
Vivian: (realizes her mistake in wrongfully accusing Elle of something she didn't do) Oh, God.
Brooke: What?
Vivian: I feel so terrible, I made a huge mistake.
Emmett: Well, there's something we can do about it.
Emmett: (to Vivian) You have no idea what you're talking about.
Brooke: What's going on?
Emmett: Elle quit. Callahan hit on her so she quit.
Brooke: Oh, my god. S****bag.
Vivian: (realizes her mistake in wrongfully accusing Elle of something she didn't do) Oh, God.
Brooke: What?
Vivian: I feel so terrible, I made a huge mistake.
Emmett: Well, there's something we can do about it.
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[Elle is presiding at her sorority meeting]
Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin.... to generic! All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye".
Entire Sorority Group: Aye.
Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin.... to generic! All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye".
Entire Sorority Group: Aye.
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[Elle is looking at a magazine and sees a picture of Warner's older brother and his fiancée]
Elle: Oh, my God! Do you know who this is?
Old Lady: No.
Elle: That’s Warner's older brother.
Old Lady: Who?
[Elle reads article about Warner's brother and his fiancée]
Elle: This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious.
Old Lady: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No... a law student.
Elle: Oh, my God! Do you know who this is?
Old Lady: No.
Elle: That’s Warner's older brother.
Old Lady: Who?
[Elle reads article about Warner's brother and his fiancée]
Elle: This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious.
Old Lady: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No... a law student.
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(In the checkout line at an electronics store, Emmett encounters Elle, dressed in a Playboy bunny suit, waiting to buy a laptop.)
Emmett: (clears throat)
Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
Emmett: (clears throat)
Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
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[Elle is waiting in line at the water fountain, where Enrique Salvatore is taking too long. Elle taps her foot impatiently.]
Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season.... [looks down, gasps, and runs back into court room] He's gay! Enrique is gay!
Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season.... [looks down, gasps, and runs back into court room] He's gay! Enrique is gay!