Sarah: What a horrible place this is! It's not fair!
Bottom Red Guard: That's right. It's not fair!
[All the guards laugh.]
Bottom Red Guard: But that's only half of it!
Sarah: This was a dead end a minute ago.
Bottom Blue Guard: No, that's the dead end behind you!
[All the guards laugh, and Sarah sees that they are right.]
Sarah: It keeps changing! What am I supposed to do?
Bottom Red Guard: The only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
Bottom Blue Guard: One of them leads to the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Top Blue Guard: B-b-b-BOOM!
Bottom Blue Guard: Certain death!
All Guards: Ooooooooh!
Sarah: Which one is which?
Bottom Red Guard: Er, we can't tell you.
Sarah: Why not?
[The bottom guards think and mutter to each other.]
Bottom Red Guard: We don't know!
Bottom Blue Guard: [looks up at top guards] But they do.
Sarah: Oh. Then I'll ask them.
Top Red Guard: No. You can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.
Top Blue Guard: It's the rules, and I should warn you that one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. That's the rules too. He always lies.
Top Red Guard: I do not! I tell the truth!
Top Blue Guard: Oooh, what a lie!
Bottom Red Guard: That's right. It's not fair!
[All the guards laugh.]
Bottom Red Guard: But that's only half of it!
Sarah: This was a dead end a minute ago.
Bottom Blue Guard: No, that's the dead end behind you!
[All the guards laugh, and Sarah sees that they are right.]
Sarah: It keeps changing! What am I supposed to do?
Bottom Red Guard: The only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
Bottom Blue Guard: One of them leads to the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Top Blue Guard: B-b-b-BOOM!
Bottom Blue Guard: Certain death!
All Guards: Ooooooooh!
Sarah: Which one is which?
Bottom Red Guard: Er, we can't tell you.
Sarah: Why not?
[The bottom guards think and mutter to each other.]
Bottom Red Guard: We don't know!
Bottom Blue Guard: [looks up at top guards] But they do.
Sarah: Oh. Then I'll ask them.
Top Red Guard: No. You can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.
Top Blue Guard: It's the rules, and I should warn you that one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. That's the rules too. He always lies.
Top Red Guard: I do not! I tell the truth!
Top Blue Guard: Oooh, what a lie!
Sarah : What a horrible place this is! It's not fair!
Bottom Red Guard : That's right. It's not fair!
[All the guards laugh.]
Bottom Red Guard : But that's only half of it!
Sarah : This was a dead end a minute ago.
Bottom Blue Guard : No, that's the dead end behind you!
[All the guards laugh, and Sarah sees that they are right.]
Sarah : It keeps changing! What am I supposed to do?
Bottom Red Guard : The only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
Bottom Blue Guard : One of them leads to the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Top Blue Guard : B-b-b-BOOM!
Bottom Blue Guard : Certain death!
All Guards : Ooooooooh!
Sarah : Which one is which?
Bottom Red Guard : Er, we can't tell you.
Sarah : Why not?
[The bottom guards think and mutter to each other.]
Bottom Red Guard : We don't know!
Bottom Blue Guard : [looks up at top guards] But they do.
Sarah : Oh. Then I'll ask them.
Top Red Guard : No. You can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.
Top Blue Guard : It's the rules, and I should warn you that one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. That's the rules too. He always lies.
Top Red Guard : I do not! I tell the truth!
Top Blue Guard : Oooh, what a lie!
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