Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes (ID: 326)

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung


(Performing Wuxi Finger Hold) You know what's the hardest part of this? The hardest part, is cleaning up afterwards.


(smugly) Oh, you know this hold?

(To Po) When you focus on Kung Fu... when you concentrate... you stink.

(To Zeng) I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior...is coming home.

(Upon seeing Po) He's a panda! You're a Panda! What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me? (Reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

(When Shifu says it wasn't his fault Tai Lung wasn't chosen) Not your fault?! Who filled my head with dreams?! Who drove me to train until my bones cracked?! Who denied me my DESTINY?!?

Oogway: [walking towards Po] I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!

Oogway: Look at this tree, Shifu. (Indicates the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom) I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.
Shifu: But there are things we can control! (Slams a fist into the tree, making several peaches fall around them) I can control where the fruit will fall! (Catches a peach, cuts it in half, takes the pit and slams it into the ground) And I can control where to plant the seed! That is no illusion, Master!
Oogway: Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
Oogway: Maybe it can - if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it, to believe in it.

Oogway: There are no accidents.
Shifu: [Sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.
Oogway: Well, that was no accident either.
Shifu: Thrice.

Po (in awe): No! The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! [pauses before whispering] Hello?
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing? [Po gasps]
Po:(Thinks the urn is talking to him) Sorry, I should've come to see you first.
Shifu: My patience has worn thin.
Po: Oh, well it's not like you were going anywhere.
Shifu: Would you please turn around?
Po: [Turns to the left a bit] Hey, how's it going?

Po: [After defeating Tai Lung] No, Master, I didn't die... I defeated Tai Lung!
Shifu: You did? (Po nods and smiles.) Wow...It is just as Oogway...foretold... You are the Dragon Warrior. You have brought peace... to this valley... And... and to me... Thank you... Thank you... Po... Thank you... Thank you... [Slowly lays his head down, as if dead]
Po: No! Master! No, no, no! Don't die Shifu! Please!
Shifu (angrily): I'm not dying, you idiot! - Er, I mean, Dragon Warrior... I am simply at peace... Finally.

Po: [Final Lines of the Movie, to Shifu, who is resting after his battle with Tai Lung]...Wanna get something to eat?
Shifu: [Sighs] Yeah.

Po: Lets just start at zero; Level Zero.
Shifu: Oh no. There is no such thing as Level Zero.
Po: Hey! Maybe I can start on that! (Walks over to the punching bag-like object)
Shifu: That? We use that for training children and propping the door open when it's hot!
Po: Perfect! (Notices the Furious Five watching him with curious expressions) Eh... you just want me to wait until they go back on their own thing or...
Shifu: Never mind them, go on, hit it.
Po: Eh...okay...(Starts doing quick movements with his feet and mumbling to himself)
Shifu: Would you hit it?!
Po: Right....(Taps it, making it wobble)
Shifu: Why don't you try again? A little harder?
Po: Right...(Hits it harder, making it lean back a lot) How's th-- (is hit by it and sent flying into the moving ropes and swinging pendulums, only to be thrusted into Crane's tilting bowl, hitting his head several times until it tips over into the moving arm guard section, where it sets off a chain reaction that causes one to hit him in the groin) Ooooo-hoo-hoo! My tenders...(Slowly starts to move, activating the arms and smacking him into the fire floor area. The camera pans back to Shifu and the Furious Five, and we hear the fire activate and Po screaming. He slumps over next to Shifu, burnt and charred) How did I do?
Shifu: There is now a Level Zero. (Puts out a flame on top of Po's head)

Po: Sorry, Dad.
Mr. Ping: "Sorry" doesn't make the noodles, son.

Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!