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Kung Fu Hustle

Kung Fu Hustle quotes

19 total quotes

Landlady
Other
Sing
The Beast




View Quote In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.
View Quote You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
View Quote Bone: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing: [amazed] I never knew you were so deep.
View Quote Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [Doing martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one!
Landlady: [Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor] Don't think so.
View Quote Bone: You gave him your life savings?
Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.
View Quote Axe Gang Advisor: Lets kill them all and make this place a brothel!
View Quote Axe Gang Advisor: So that makes you the best killers in circulation, right?
Harpist #1: In actuality, we are just a pair of street musicians.

View Quote Donut: [in English] What are you prepared to do?
Landlord: We can't understand what you're saying!
View Quote Sing: [feelingly] I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
Bone: [looks up] Ice cream!
[He leaves]
Sing: Where?
[He follows]
View Quote Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
View Quote How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
View Quote This doesn't make any sense at all.
View Quote Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone?
Sing: I've always thought about it.
View Quote It's just a title.(Refering to the name The Beast)
View Quote The Beast: What awesome kung fu was that?
Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you!