Kung Fu Hustle quotes

19 total quotes

Landlady
Other
Sing
The Beast

View Quote [To tailor] What's with the red underwear?

View Quote This doesn't make any sense at all.

View Quote The Beast: What awesome kung fu was that?
Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you!

View Quote [To ice cream vendor] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before? [Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]

View Quote [Shouting while puncturing football] No more soccer!

View Quote How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!

View Quote You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.

View Quote [on Sing's new kung fu skills] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. [pause] More likely a stuntman.

View Quote In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.

View Quote Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.

View Quote It's just a title.(Refering to the name The Beast)

View Quote Axe Gang Advisor: Lets kill them all and make this place a brothel!

View Quote Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone?
Sing: I've always thought about it.

View Quote Bone: You gave him your life savings?
Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.

View Quote Sing: [feelingly] I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
Bone: [looks up] Ice cream!
[He leaves]
Sing: Where?
[He follows]