Kung Fu Hustle quotes
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Sing
The Beast
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[To tailor] What's with the red underwear?
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This doesn't make any sense at all.
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[To ice cream vendor] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before? [Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]
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[Shouting while puncturing football] No more soccer!
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How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
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You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
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[on Sing's new kung fu skills] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. [pause] More likely a stuntman.
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In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.
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Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
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It's just a title.(Refering to the name The Beast)
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Axe Gang Advisor: Lets kill them all and make this place a brothel!
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Bone: You gave him your life savings?
Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.
Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.
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Sing: [feelingly] I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
Bone: [looks up] Ice cream!
[He leaves]
Sing: Where?
[He follows]
Bone: [looks up] Ice cream!
[He leaves]
Sing: Where?
[He follows]