Knocked Up quotes
78 total quotesJason
Jay
Jonah
Martin
Pete
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You can't buy shit! You can barely buy spaghetti!
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(ordering beer) "You can't get service, what am I gonna do?"
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"Great, give me that line".
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Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to ****ing rock this shit!
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I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's thinking it was mine, and eventually pink-eyed my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this.
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I always aim right.
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Don't masturbate with a noose. If you do, use a spotter or a teammate.
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I'm going to murderball you!
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Hey, Jay, do you use that Canadian leaf tattoo as like a **** target? How many points do you get for hitting the stem, like a million?
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I went where I went Jason!
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Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?
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How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
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See ya... Scorcese on coke
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I could smoke weed, every second, of everyday.
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She like'a da way ya dick taste.