Knight's Tale, A quotes

View Quote How did the nobles become noble in the first place? They took it at the tip of a sword. I'll do it with a lance.

View Quote I give the truth scope!

View Quote I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.

View Quote If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.

View Quote It's a small target Will, but aim for his heart.

View Quote Love has given me wings so I must fly.

View Quote Now I got their attention, you go and win their hearts.

View Quote Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ugh. Pain, lots of pain.

View Quote We're English, Geoff! We know who he is!

View Quote We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true!

View Quote Well then a fox you shall be until I find your name, my foxy lady.

View Quote Yes, master Falhurst, I'm well aware a good fonging is on the way.

View Quote You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! [crowd roars] Today... today, you find yourselves equals. [crowd roars] For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. [crowd, boo] In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein! [crowd roars] Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.