Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes

Crisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters

View Quote There (deer) is no bathroom!

View Quote Take it back!

View Quote Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!

View Quote I'm the party pooper.

View Quote Hi, Cindy...

View Quote I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.

View Quote You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

View Quote Stop whining!

View Quote You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

View Quote I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.

View Quote You're not so tough without your car, are you?

View Quote Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.

View Quote Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?