Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes (ID: 317)

Crisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters


There (deer) is no bathroom!


Take it back!

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!

I'm the party pooper.

Hi, Cindy...

I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.

You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

Stop whining!

You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.

You're not so tough without your car, are you?

Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.

Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?