Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Killer Klowns from Outer Space quotes

17 total quotes (ID: 861)

Farmer Gene Green

Well I'll be greased and fried!

[to his dog, after finding the big top in the woods] Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.

[after just witnessing the blinding light] Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?

Well I'll be hornswaggled!

What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?

I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here.

Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?!

Curtis Mooney: (above quote in TV version)Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy smoke!

Where's the dang ticket booth?

[Discovering Pooh has been dognapped] What in tarnation is going on here!

Curtis Mooney: They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!

Curtis Mooney: I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!

Amusement Park Guard: What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

Paul Terenzi: [as Jo-Jo The Ice Cream Clown] I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!

Debbie Stone: Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!