Amusement Park Guard: What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

Curtis Mooney: I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!

Curtis Mooney: They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!

Debbie Stone: Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!

Paul Terenzi: [as Jo-Jo The Ice Cream Clown] I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!

Curtis Mooney: (above quote in TV version)Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy smoke!

Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
Dave Hanson: What? What?
Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!
Curtis Mooney: Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!

[Watching the stars, suddenly a bright light appears and disappears]
Mike Tobacco: Did you see that?
Debbie Stone: Yeah I saw that! That was incredible!

[after just witnessing the blinding light] Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?

[Discovering Pooh has been dognapped] What in tarnation is going on here!

[to his dog, after finding the big top in the woods] Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.

I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here.

Well I'll be greased and fried!

Well I'll be hornswaggled!

What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?