Kicking and Screaming

Kicking and Screaming quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 314)

Chet
Grover
Max
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Otis


If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.


How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.

Skippy: I begged you not to get off Prozac.

Guy at party: I'll tell you the worst part about losing a foot.

Girl at bar: Well my brother's gay so... I know!

Danny: What would you rather do, **** a cow or lose your mother?

Jane: Overrated? You've never even been to Prague.
Grover: Oh, I've been to Prague. [Jane stares at him] Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read The Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing..."
Jane: Beer. They have good beer there.
Grover: "... how bad American beer is thing. [pause] "How bad American beer is thing."
Jane: Yeah, I heard you the first time.

Max: That was more of a yield at that stop sign.
Grover: I broke, thanks.
Max: No, it was more of a yield.

Otis: I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?
Max: Of course. That's how germs are spread.

Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen Magazine and get all the references.

Otis: It was arousing... violently arousing.
Chet: Otis, did you even read the book?
Otis: Yes... no.

Max: I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.
Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
Max: I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.

Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
Jane: What do you mean?
Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

Max: Are you wearing mascara?
Otis: No... yes.

Grover: Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
Max: Yeah, me too.