The Kentucky Fried Movie quotes

View Quote The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.

View Quote I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

View Quote Moscow in flames, missiles inbound, film at 11:00

View Quote Argon Spokesman: Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces.

View Quote Argon Spokesman: At Argon, we're working to keep your money!

View Quote Loo: What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

View Quote Game Show Announcer: Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

View Quote Pennington: Klahn has been connected with every sort of nefarious activity. You name it - opium, weapons traffic, assassination, motion picture distribution...

View Quote PA Announcement: This is not a drill - drills go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker...

View Quote The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?

View Quote Newscaster: Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.
Narrator: If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"

View Quote Game Show Host: If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?
Guard #2: I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling.

View Quote Claude LaMont: I live ze unknown, I love ze unknown, I am ze unknown.
Paul Burmaster: Claude, where are you living now?
Claude LaMont: Zat... is unknown. I don't know.

View Quote Pennington: These are the Hartz Mountains of Asia. A terrain so rugged, so treacherous, no country will claim it.
Asquith: Worse then Detroit?
Pennington: I'm afraid so.

View Quote Husband: Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?
Housewife: She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil. [cat screams]