Dr. Klahn [after decapitating a prisoner]
Now take him to be tortured!
Played by Bong Soo Han 
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) · 33 quotes
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) · 33 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977): in 7 of its 33 quotes
A line from Dr. KlahnWe are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
More lines from Dr. Klahn
3 quotes Dr. Klahn Dr. Klahn [telephone rings, answering machine picks up]
Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beyep. You have our gratitude. [gong sound]
Dr. Klahn No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!
Scenes with Dr. Klahn
3 scenes
Loo And who are they?
Dr. Klahn Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1
Where are we?
Prisoner #2
I don't care!
Loo And these?
Dr. Klahn These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3
I don't know who I am?
Prisoner #4
And I don't drink!
Dr. Klahn Guards! [to prisoner] Do you care?
Prisoner #5
No.
Dr. Klahn Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard What do you drink?
Prisoner #5
I don't care.
Dr. Klahn The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent
You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn Take him to... Detroit!
CIA Agent
No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
Dr. Klahn What is important is that my guards have accepted bribes and failed in their duties! Now, they must prove themselves worthy to remain among us! Let us meet our guards!
Voiceover Guard #1 is a senior on Klahn's mountain and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well!
Voiceover Guard #2 is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang!
Voiceover Traveling comes naturally to Guard #3, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!
Game Show Host
Guard #1, you are out on your first date. It is too late to see a movie. What do you propose to do?
Guard #1 Well, uh, first, we walk along the beach in the moonlight. Then, I'll play love songs on my guitar. And the next morning...
Dr. Klahn Bulkus!
Game Show Host
Guard #2, if I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up in the morning?
Guard #2
Well, I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling.
Dr. Klahn Bulkus!
Game Show Host
How about you, #3? The same question.
Guard #3
We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors. Dr. Klahn is a magnificent leader. He has our gratitude. Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!
Dr. Klahn Bulkus!