Jurassic Park quotes
110 total quotesJohn Hammond
Lex Murphy
Ray Arnold
Robert Muldoon
Tim Murphy
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[Upon being called a mathematician] Chaotician, actually. Chaotician.
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[upon seeing a dinosaur for the first time; referring to Hammond] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
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Inevitably, underlying instabilities begin to appear.
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God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.
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But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh... pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
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[Before passing through the enormous gates and into the Jurassic Park reserve] What have they got in there, King Kong?
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[After seeing a massive pile of dinosaur dung] That is one big pile of shit.
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[After seeing Ellie dig through the mound of dino dung with her (albeit gloved) hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
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[After seeing a panicking Donald Gennaro fleeing to an outdoor restroom] When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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[As an escaped Tyrannosaurus Rex crosses the road in front of his car] Boy, do I hate being right all the time.
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Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
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Anybody hear that? It's a, uh... it's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.
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Must go faster.
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[After narrowly escaping a pursuing T. rex] Think they'll have that on the tour?
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John doesn't subscribe to chaos, particularly to what it has to say about his little science project.