Jumanji

Jumanji quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 306)

Alan Parrish
Judy Shepherd
Peter Shepherd
Sarah Whittle


Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon in your lagoon.


Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.

I got it! Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench.

Beware of the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.

Peter Shepherd: His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move posthaste.
Judy Shepherd: I don't like the sound of that.

At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.

Young Alan Parrish: I guess I'm not ready for Cliffside, then!
Sam Parrish: We're taking you there next Sunday! And I don't want to hear another word about it!
Young Alan Parrish: You won't! I'm never talking to you again!

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.

A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.

Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampetts have a yard sale?

In the jungle, you must wait until the dice read five or eight.

Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!

Judy Shepherd: A law of Jumanji has been broken. It will set back more than your token.
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.

Alan Parrish: [in terror] "A hunter from the darkest wild... makes you feel just like a child."
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.

I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eat, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.